The Bell Inn put in their best performance of 2011 to demolish Drayton 6-0.
Only two of the squad turned up hungover, which made a huge difference as the team actually played some decent football and weren’t asking to be subsituted every ten minutes.
The exceptions to this were alcoholic Richard Donovan and dirty Leeds scum Robbie Stone.
Manager Ian Babbs delighted many members of the squad by announcing a new-look 4-3-3 formation, with Tom Brown playing in the hole behind the manager and Johnny Holland. Ben Spalding played his first 90 minutes in months in the midfield alongside Josh Eyre and George Newberry.
With Owen Southgate’s presence on the bench, a warm-up was actually performed prior to kick-off.
The Bell Inn started brilliantly with early goals from Babbs, Holland and Brown, before centre-back Nath Sadler bombed it through with a series of one-twos which resulted in a finish which can only be described as “Tom Brown-like”. AKA, composed, delightful and just simply brilliant.
It was the best half of football the team have had this season, with WAG Kirsty Parker claiming it was a ‘joy to watch’. Obviously she missed her boyfriend’s attempts at tackling the Drayton left-winger.
Half time : Drayton 0 v 5 Bell Inn
Stone’s alcohol problem’s started to hit him early in the second half, with his usual 40 yard cross field balls flying out for goal-kicks. Donovan however seemed to improve as the game went on, dancing around the Drayton centre-forward’s with a series of risky tricks.
Babb’s added a sixth goal to put him joint top-scorer with rival Brown, both on 25. Next week will see these two play upfront together in Holland’s absence. They will be praying the other does not score and as a result will not be passing to each other.
Youngster Cameron Mulley, grandad Chris Sutcliffe and Southgate entered the arena in the second half as the Bell Inn saw out the game without breaking sweat; apart from Eyre who seems to be dripping like a dog within minutes of kick off.
All in all, very good performance from all 14 players and with the cup final just around the corner, everyone is playing for their place.
Final score : Drayton 0 v 6 Bell Inn
Babb 2, Holland 2, Brown, Sadler
SUN RATINGS:
Chris Richmond – 7 – Didn’t really need his gloves today.
Stu Henning – 7 -Probably a better attacking full-back than Maicon.
Richard Donovan – 9 – Claimed by not drinking jagerbombs improved the state of his hangover.
Nath Sadler – 8 – Brilliant goal, potentially pushing to a place up front for the cup final.
Robbie Stone – 7 – The James Corden look-a-like did well not to throw up.
George Newberry – 7 – Constant threat down the right hand side of midfield.
Josh Eyre – 9 – Worked like a cart-horse, also looks like one.
Ben Spalding – 9 – STAR MAN – Superb on the ball, involved in most attacks.
Tom Brown – 9 – Even though I write the report and am not arrogant, thought I was very good today.
Ian Babbs – 9 – Topped off a quite simply brilliant weekend on all fronts.
Johnny Holland – 8 – Would have got a 9 if didn’t keep falling over.
SUBS
Cameron Mulley – 7 – Linked up well with front men.
Chris Sutcliffe – 2 – Deserves a 2 just for being Chris Sutcliffe.
Owen Southgate – 7 – Did a warm up, something many of the team have never heard of.