By Neil Anderson
The Bell Inn beat King’s Lynn side Lynn Napier to reach the Norfolk FA Intermediate Cup Final and will receive a brand new kit for their success.
On a frosty and misty Sunday morning joint managers Anderson and Brown were at the pitch preparing for one the biggest games in club history at 9am. This including roping the touchlines to keep, what was expected to be, a record attendance at bay.
With an hour to go before kick off the majority of the team turned up as told with the exception of Robbie who was late as per usual; he claims he was still washing the kit at 5am after a heavy one last night! Reece also turned up 2 minutes before Kick off in typical fashion after allegedly spending the night in Cromer; that being a Premier Inn on Prince of Wales with a girl who now has no shoes.
Prior to kick off Brown and Anderson gave a ‘motivational’ team talk but the players seemed more bothered in listening to music as favoured manger Anderson brought his docking station.
Lynn Napier were today’s opponents and they arrived in style, turning up on a 53 seated coach with about 25 spare seats. Little was known about Napier as they have a poor league record but have had some very good results in the cup. They also played in an all orange strip, this looked awful.
Bell Inn took hold of the game early on and dominated possession on what became a more and more boggy pitch as the game went on; as it became heavier, Napier’s challenges became worse and 2 of their players were cautioned in the first 20 minutes. The latter of the bookings was following a horrendous foul on Tarrant (or Dale) in the box. Josh Farrow stood up, took the penalty and scored in front of his watching mum and dad. I bet they were proud.
The game carried on as it started, more challenges were flying in and Napier were trying and pull one back; their only threat seemed to be lumping the ball in the box from set plays and using their height advantage which didn’t work.
Jack Tarrant put the home side 2-0 up after some great link up play with Pattison on the edge of the box. Tarrant, stayed in on Saturday night reminiscing about his trip to see the Lion King musical the day before, somehow found the bottom left corner after kicking the ground and hurting himself in the process.
More chances were missed and Luke Appleton’s has to be mentioned, it was horrific. Nobody seemed to say anything at the time but on reflection he headed wide from 2 yards out following a Farrow corner. Something that goalless Richard Donovan may have even scored, but then again that is unlikely.
HT Bell Inn 2 – 0 Lynn Napier
The second half started in similar fashion to the first and The Bell Inn had several chances to put the game beyond Napier. Simpson was a constant threat up front hassling the defence every time it got near them and Freemantle was making people look silly as he normally does. Robbie even got confused watching him from the sideline. Simpson’s persistence paid off as after Napier’s centre half went flying in, despite being booked was shown a second yellow and sent off.
Napier could have been reduced to 9 men minutes later as the other cautioned centre half made a terrible foul on Simpson but the referee gave him one final chance. The player was then boasting to Ashman that he had been cautioned 4 games in a row, something not to be proud of.
The game was then put beyond Napier as Simpson made it 3-0 with a goal inside the box; good work by Freemantle saw the ball end up at the strikers’ feet who tucked it away neatly.
It could have been 4-0 had Adam Brown’s header not been spectacularly saved by the visiting Keeper. The miss of the game came down to Pattison, with the ball crossed by Ashman all he had to do was tap it in, he didn’t, he blazed it over the bar. Afterwards he admitted he had planned his celebration by running down the touchline and high fiving the 50 – 60 spectators; this made it even more embarrassing.
Bland was booked in usual fashion after his weekly erratic challenge; this was after escaping a booking in the first half. His mother and father looked disappointed in him, let alone his dog.
Lynn Napier pulled a goal back and I didn’t see it as I was going to get Vaseline to patch up Liam Ward, who somehow cut his head after doing a forward roll between 2 players. Their goal went down as a Donovan OG.
FT Bell Inn 3 – 1 Lynn Napier (J.Farrow, Tarrant, Simpson)
The Bell Inn now face King’s Lynn side Chilvers FC in the final on Sunday 28th April at the Field of Dreams, FDC, Norwich.
I also hope Will Farrow and James Hyde who missed the game are having fun skiing in Andorra, poor effort from you 2. Dropped.
A special thanks goes to Phil for this week for organising and helping sort the pitch out for the game. Another thanks goes to all the dribs and drabs who came to watch and encouraged your favourite Sunday team to win. Tarrant admitted after the game it sent shivers down his spine to score in front of a big crowd.
Tough few weeks ahead and hopefully we will be able to secure the league title soon
Regards
Neil ‘I’m better looking than Brown’ Anderson
PLAYER RATINGS
Chris Richmond – 7 – Didn’t have much to do but claimed the ball when he needed to. Wants a pink kit.
Jamie Butler – 8 – One of only 3 players to go out was solid again at the back. Superb
Daniel Bland – 7 – Did what he needed to do. Booked.
Richard Donovan – 8 – I must be nice to him. Worked well with Luke
Luke Appleton – 8 – Brilliant at the back. Missed a sitter.
Josh Farrow – 8 – Worked well on the left especially after being a doubt for the game as he had a tooth
removed.
Jack Tarrant – 9 – Loves sliding around in the mud. Took the kit home.
Adam Brown – 9 – Loves a Cruyff turn. Played well.
Simon Freemantle – 9 – Makes people look silly. Grumpy when subbed.
Joseph Pattison – 7 – Would have been an 8 but missed a tap in.
Dale Simpson – 9 – STAR MAN – brilliant from start to finish. Didn’t stop running.
SUBS
Reece Ashman – 7 – Delivered some good crosses.
Liam Ward – 7 – playing well until he grazed his head.
Robbie Errington – 7 – Should have scored against 10 men.
Tom Brown addition:
1. I was very happy when I saw Angela Farrow, Christine Bland and Julie Simpson turn up in the teams colours. They all looked very attractive and told me they could ‘teach me a thing or two’ during the game.
2. Nick Eagle was superb in his new role as club physio, patching up a battered Liam Ward. Apologies to Liam’s mother Rachel; I will try to keep him out of trouble in future.
3. To see a footballer as good as Ben Thompson in the crowd was pleasing. However, when he asked if he could join we bluntly said no.
4. Happy 60th Birthday to Paul Donovan for Tuesday.Despite being 60, most girls between the age of 20 and 28 find him more attractive than his son Richard.
5. And finally, chairman Ian Babb passes on his congratulations this afternoon in his brief spell from crawling out from under his girlfriends thumb. (Only joking Babb)