The Bell Inn prepared for the start of life in Divison 3B next weekend with a glorious performance against Cossey. I know it isn’t spelt like that but I am tired and cannot be bothered to get the exact spelling.
After losing 6 of their last 7 games at the end of last season, changes have been made. Players have left and some have come in. unfortunately one of them coming in is Neil Anderson, who complained of fatigue just 15 minutes into the first half.
Stu Henning was given the captaincy and lead by example, which included him scoring a penalty. He did well to score considering even some of his own players were shouting ‘MISS’ at him. Personally, i wanted him to miss as i want to take penalties.
With 23 players signed on for the Bell Inn and no one going out the night before, it was a surprise that only 12 could make it to the game.
This wasn’t helped either by Richard Donovan, who drove to Cossey and couldn’t find the pitch. He got in a mood, phoned a few players and said he was going home.
He turned up though. Ten minutes before kick off. In a mood. As usual. Then went out clubbing after the game, and is back in a mood today.
The Bell Inn went 1-0 down after 5 minutes but fought back before half time with two goals from youth academy starlet Cameron Mulley.
Manager Babb brought himself on at half time and various players had 10 minute rests as the squad rotated.
The second half was a joy to watch. I say ‘watch’, because even though I was playing, I spend a lot of time watching. According to various teammates. Who liked to shout at me every two minutes and tell me to ‘run more’ and ‘jump for headers’.
Personally, I don’t think i need to do this. I am good enough without having to mess around with these pointless parts of the game.
And I proved that by scoring directly from a corner in the second half. It simply was sublime.
Babb slotted home the fifth goal shortly after Henning’s penalty as the game finished 5-1 to the Bell Inn
All 12 players were brilliant, apart from Bean, who looked well out of depth. But he will improve.
Many said after the game that this was the best the Bell Inn have ever played. All looks good for next weeks league opener against rivals and fellow promotion friends Briston Wanderers.
SUN RATINGS
C. Richmond – 7 – Did not have much to do. Booted the ball against a strikers face from a goal kick. Solid.
S. Henning – 8 – Led by example with the captaincy. Kept up his impressive 100% penalty record.
R. Donovan – 9 – Looked sharp pre-season for Mulbarton and carried that on for the Bell Inn. A lot better when not hungover.
S. Wyer – 9 – Youth academy prospect looked brilliant. Ideal replacement for last season’s captain and now Dubai habitat Sadler.
L. Ward – 9 – STAR MAN – Best display of defending I have ever seen from him. Also kept his cool when two footed three times. Matured.
N. Anderson – 3 – Has he ever kicked a ball before? Also, 3.30am phone call whilst in an ABC taxi lowered his rating even more.
B. Spalding – 9 – Getting back to his best. Passed well, worked hard, got cramp. But survived.
J. Eyre – 0 – Only the second ever 0 in Bell Inn history. Due to moaning at me during the game and jumping on my bed at 4.30am this morning, breaking my glasses. The worst best friend of all time.
R. Ashman – 8 – Linked up well with Ward, brilliant going forward. Crucial he stays fit and doesn’t f*ckoff to Spain this season.
T. Brown – 8 – If anyone else was rating the players, I would have got a 10 and man of the match. But I am not biased. Brilliant performance. Worked hard. Was good in the air. Took his goal, from the corner flag, superbly.
C. Mulley – 9 – Took both goals really well. Great asset to the squad. Hopefully will keep Kris Lane away from the squad this season.
SUB
I. Babb – 9 – Ran defence ragged when he came on. Could have scored a hat trick. Saving his goals for next weekend.
WAGS
C. Leveridge – 10 – Brought the dog.
K. Parker – 9 – Failed to bring any pets.
Regarding next weekend, we are at home to Briston Wanderers at 10.30am.
Briston won Divison 4B last year and gained promotion with us. We lost to them twice, but I didn’t play either time. So if we win….
It would be nice to see Mulbarton manager Danny Gaskin in attendance. Last season’s gaffa Matt Dye came to watch most weeks.
Tickets are priced at : £6 seated £4 standing.
Merchandise is also available now at the Bell Inn club shop (8 Cutters Row). Shirts with player names and numbers are priced at £15.
Thanks for reading, and apologies to the fans that we have let Bean join the club.
Regards,
Tom “Only great players score from corners, unless your name is Kris Lane. Then it’s luck.” Brown