Bell Inn frontman Tom Brown has been swamped with offers over the weekend after a transfer request found its way onto the official league website.
Brown, 24, has netted 27 goals this season after a 4 year absence from football. These stats have alerted a number of teams in the higher reaches of the Norfolk Sunday Football League, included that of Unicorns and Vale Longo. Both have put in offers in the excess of £750,000.
Most pundits were suprised when the striker joined the Bell Inn, as he is clearly ‘too good’ for this division but Brown wanted to play with his friends and gain promotion. Now achieved, it is rumoured that being subsituted after 60 minutes in the County Cup Final defeat was too much to take. A transfer request was handed in shortly after. See below.
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In recent days, both Unicorns and Vale Longo have contacted the striker via email. Unicorns came second in Divison 1B last season and will enter the Premier Divison for the first time in their history in August. Vale Longo are a solid, mid table Divison 1A side, hoping that with the addition of Brown, can push for automatic promotion next season.
The email from the Unicorns manager included, ” My biggest need is for a new keeper, which i believe has been resolved, and for a goalscorer to take some of the chances we create”. As all football fans know, this is exactly what Brown is. Vale Longo invited him to their annual AGM meeting this coming Friday.
Once described as “the best player in Norfolk”, Brown has a big decision on his hands here. Does he really want to put up with another season playing in the same team as retards such as Josh Eyre or will he kick on and push ever closer to his dream of becoming a professional footballer?
Already, Eyre has offered to pay Brown’s rent for the next 2 years and manager/other housemate Ian Babb’s has promised the striker £25 a game if he signs a new contract.
Even though he failed to recieve a vote for Players Player of the Season last term, Brown has almost single handedly won promotion for the Bell Inn. Three hat-tricks, endless assists from set pieces and also a 35 yard free kick have been the highlights of the striker’s season. Low points include two penalty misses, being sick in car parks before games and covering less ground than both goalkeepers on certain occasions.
Last night, fans were in their hundreds outside Treasurer Stu Hennings house with banners stating “Keep Tom Brown” and “Lose Brown, Lose Us”. Eventually Henning called the police and the Bell Inn faithful marched home, burning their club shirts and leaving them on his driveway.
One man who is urging for Brown to be sold is fellow-striker Kris Lane. The 26 year old, who struggles to fit the club shirt over his stomach, is hoping for more of a run out this season and may see Brown leaving as a prime oppotunity to improve on his woeful 3 goals from last season.
Whether Brown leaves or not is undecided. As the club’s dedicated journalist, he is quite simply irreplaceable, both on and off the pitch. Everyone knows he is far too good for the Bell Inn but he may opt to stay loyal and continue their rise up the leagues, which quite simply will not happen without him at the club.
In other news, Josh Eyre has been doing weights but then eating Indian’s straight after which makes doing the weights pointless. Richard Donovan has calmed down with his drinking after his fall into a thorn bush. Nathan Sadler had a night out and failed to pull. Sadly, Johnny Holland couldnt follow suit and smashed the granny out of some poor little fresher.
Ian Babb’s picked up top goalscorer for Mulbarton for the third year in succession and Chris Sutcliffe pipped Tom Brown to the Manager’s Player of the Year award. Brown however did walked away with a bottle of wine, for being the best trainer.
Robbie Stone has been spotted on Facebook wearing a kilt, ruining his reputation even more and Chris Richmond continues to update his Facebook status every hour of each day.
Friendlies to be announced shortly. Chairman Babb is attending the start of season AGM tonight and information will be posted on this website as and when.
Regards,
Tom ‘good job I am not arrogant else I could have bigged myself up in this article’ Brown