In 2 days the Bell Inn kick off their season in the mighty heights of Divison 2B.
Under a new management regime of Tom Brown and Neil Anderson, the Bell Inn have recorded their best pre-season to date in terms of results and signings.
A 9-1 win against Mulbarton followed by a 7-3 win at Hellesdon got the ball rolling.
A slightly uneven contest at Bunwell last week rounded up the pre-season, with the Bell Inn sneaking a 21-2 win.
Everyone has impressed in pre-season apart from Paul Munday and Ben Spalding, who didn’t take part but have decided they are now fit, just in time for the first league game.
Munday and Spalding, who continuously write on Facebook about being brothers, even though they aren’t, will be lucky to get on the pitch Sunday. Spalding because of his absence and Munday because he is awful at football.
Unfortunately we had to re-sign Munday this season because he has paid the £20 signing on fee. We needed the money and he has it. The only problem being is we now have to let him play.
During a busy summer in the transfer market, Simon Freemantle was signed. The Cromer striker is simply too good for this league and anything below 50 goals will be seen as a failure.
Swedish full-back James Olsson has joined the club in what will be his first season of 11-a-side football. Olsson, a mario-kart addict, is currently injured but is hoping to get himself fit for Sunday.
Will Farrow, the better looking brother of Josh, was signed after impressing for Mulbarton last season. However, Farrow does suffer from aggression problems and is likely to get sent off most weeks.
Danny Moore, Norfolk’s most unorthodox footballer is another new face at the club. Moore managed to score on his debut; Moore won’t score again all season.
Wymondham Stiffler look-a-like Gareth Barker has joined the club but is also currently injured. He will be back by the end of September.
James Hyde, Jesse Payne Wilkins and Ian Robinson have also agreed terms and will feature as and when.
Payne-Wilkins has similar commitment problems to Brown so probably wont turn up very often due to alcohol.
This season, the managers are looking for instant success.
Brown and Bean, who were appointed in the summer for no apparent but strange reason, are looking to do something Ian Babb couldn’t do; win a trophy.
The league is there for the taking. As is the cup. Any defeat this season will be an embarrassment. And will be blamed on Bean.
Any win or trophy will be down to Brown.
On Sunday the Bell Inn kick off at 10.30am away to Hillside, on Sloughbottom Park.
Squad:
Ben Spalding, Rich Donovan, Danny Bland, Jack Tarrant, Joe Pattison, James Olsson, Paul Munday, Neil Anderson, Liam Ward, Dale Simpson, Will Farrow, Josh Farrow, Simon Freemantle.
Maybes:
Reece Ashman, Tom Brown, Chris Richmond.