WAGs

LAURA PRICE (Miss Robbie Stone)

A part-time supporter in terms of attending games, similar to that of her boyfriend who doesn’t attend many himself. Despite this, she is a huge follower of the club on Twitter and must have the patience of a saint to put up with Robbie.

VICKI PASCOE (Miss Jack Tarrant)

Vicki is not a fan of Sunday mornings but however did manage to get out of bed to come and watch the 2012/13 cup final, to see Jack get sent off.

MICHELLE RAVEN (Miss Dale Simpson)

Has been spotted at quite a few games this season and is the reason Dale has calmed himself down in life. Before Michelle, Dale was a tearaway. So well done Michelle.

SOPHIE EDWARDS (Miss Joe Pattison)

Her finest moment as a Bell Inn WAG was went the management gave her the choice on who we should substitute. She chose her boyfriend. She is also a keen voyeur.

EMMA GILLESPIE (Miss Josh Farrow)

Probably the only WAG who is better at football than her boyfriend. Emma attends games from time-to-time only to skirmish at Josh’s over hit cross field passes.

CLAIRE BUTLER (Miss Paul Munday)

Our longest serving WAG had been in a relationship with Paul long before the Bell Inn formed. Paul’s busy schedule has limited his appearances this season, meaning Claire has not been to one single game. This upsets me because I fancy her.

LOZZ SUWALI (Miss Will Farrow)

Has yet to attend a single Bell Inn game but this is completely understandable. Any girl would be embarrassed to be seen out with Will and Lozz is no different.

LUCY CLAMPIN (Miss Luke Appleton)

I don’t really know Lucy and had to find her full name on Facebook which probably makes me a stalker. But anyway, girlfriend of Luke.

I don’t think anyone else in the squad has a girlfriend because they are either ugly, homosexual or a serial love rat.