The Bell Inn made it 7 league wins out of 7 as they battled to a 4-0 win at home to Sloughbottom Revolution.
Sloughbottom, despite sitting near the bottom of the table, have always had good, close games against the Bell Inn and today was no different.
Josh Farrow and Adam Brown were missing due to work, as was Tom Collishaw.
This meant re-calls from injured duo Liam Ward and James Olsson.
Despite the clocks going back the night before whilst most of the Bell Inn squad were in the LCR or the city, most players turned up on time, some in better states than others.
Dale Simpson turned up 30 minutes later with £30 worth of McDonalds, half of which he gave to joint-manager Tom Brown to enjoy whilst the team got changed.
Simpson then unsurprisingly threw up before kick off, and went on to throw up a further 3 times during the match.
Joe Pattison wasn’t in a great way either and nor was joint-manager Neil Anderson, who did the team a massive favour by declaring himself ‘too hungover to play’.
Unfortunately James Hyde had to pull out before kick off after picking up an injury yesterday, leaving the Bell Inn with 14 players.
However, two of these were Olsson and Ward, who hadn’t kicked a ball for 6 weeks.
Despite a standard slow start, the Bell Inn soon took the lead through Dale Simpson, after great work down the right hand side from Jack Tarrant.
Reece Ashman smashed home a second from the edge of the box as the Bell Inn started to take control.
Pattison made it three, netting at the third attempt after the goalkeeper had denied him twice.
Half Time – Bell Inn 3 – 0 Sloughbottom Revolution.
Fans turned up in their numbers to watch the Bell Inn. Each week the club is gaining more support and it is rumoured that Norwich City legend Darren Huckerby is coming to watch next week.
(Section of the home support)
Dale Simpson took a breather as ‘Tom Brown’ came on up front.
The game turned a bit scrappy second half as the day got colder and the pitch got heavier.
The fourth and final goal was from Robbie Stone, who curled home a 30 yard free-kick.
I’m not going to big it up anymore than that, just check Stone’s facebook wall and it has been described on their, by himself, one or two times.
A late Pattison booking meant he carried on with his expensive Bell Inn career, which including playing fee’s has cost him £53 in just 7 days.
Final Score – Bell Inn 4 – 0 Sloughbottom Revolution.
(Simpson, Ashman, Pattison, Stone)
PLAYER RATINGS
Chris Richmond – 8 – Clean sheet. Good handling in difficult conditions.
Danny Bland – 9 – MAN OF THE MATCH – Played out of position at right back but adapted well and didn’t put a foot wrong, despite refusing to ever kick the ball with his right foot.
Richard Donovan – 7 – Watches Luke, listens to Luke, wants to be Luke, will never be as good as Luke.
Luke Appleton – 9 – Has played 4 games, the Bell Inn have kept 2 clean sheets in those four games. It isn’t a coincidence.
Robbie Stone – 8 – Another good performance and a good goal. Vocal and helped marshal the defence.
Will Farrow – 8 – Didn’t see as much of the ball today but dangerous when one on one with opposition defenders.
Jack Tarrant – 8 – Despite spending the night with Brown and co in the UEA, put in a decent shift.
Simon Freemantle – 9 – Fighting for a place up front next week. It’s either him or Brown. Tough decision.
Reece Ashman – 9 – Didn’t fight.
Joe Pattison – 7 – Didn’t stamp.
Dale Simpson – 6 – So hungover.
SUBS
‘Tom Brown’ – Played 45 minutes despite a huge hangover. No rating though.
Liam Ward – 7 – Given 20 minutes at the end after a long lay off.
James Olsson – 7 – Given 15 minutes at the end after a long lay off.
Firstly, great result and a good, not great, performance.
Next week we will need to improve a bit if we are to beat Poringland in the top of the table clash.
It is going to be hard to pick a starting 11 and squad next week with everyone being available.
We only really want to take 14 players to Poringland so if you are left out, or even sub, deal with it.
Everyone has been brilliant so far this season and if we go there and win, we will be in with a very good chance for the title.
Second, a big thanks to Pips Skips who have provided us with quality tracksuit tops to go with our kit.
There is team model James Hyde modelling one himself.
Yes, he is ugly but you don’t need to look at his face, just look at the tracksuit top.
And finally, if you are not in the squad next week, please come to Poringland and watch. It’s going to be good.
Regards,
Tom ‘Just so everyone knows, come Friday, Daniel Gaskin will not have won a game of football for 13 days.’ Brown.