The Bell Inn lost a game they were totally on top of on a completely frozen pitch away at Briston.
After silly antics the previous night, most players turned up very late and the game didn’t kick off until 10.45.
When the team was finally announced, subsitute Neil ‘Bean’ Anderson wasn’t happy being on the bench, walking back to the changing rooms in disgust, sticking his fingers up at his team-mates.
He also refused to run the line, which resulted in no linesman for the Bell Inn’s defence.
His attitude is simply terrible and he needs to take a long hard took at himself. Although this could be dangerous as he is one of the uglyest people I know.
The Bell Inn took the lead early doors after a deep corner from Josh Farrow found Tom Brown, who laid it across the box to the worst player at the club, Robbie Stone. Somehow he bundled it home. 1-0.
It could have been more, a lot more, but poor finishing and selfishness paid its price as the Bell Inn completely crumbled and found themselves 2-1 down at half time.
This resulted in a lot of moaning. Which looks pathetic on the pitch. But it is funny.
Half Time : Briston 2 v 1 Bell Inn.
Barnham Broom’s finest started the second half totally on top again, but managed to concede 2 more. This was completely unrealistic as stats showed the Bell Inn had 80% possession.
The impressive Tom Brown pulled a goal back with 25 minutes to go, after a neat chest down and left foot strike from a Farrow set-piece.
Ian Babb made it 4-3 after simply brilliant work down the left by Tom Brown, leaving Babb with a simple open goal at the back post.
However, defensive calamity Richard Donovan made his second clanger in as many days and basically scored an own goal, making it 5-3 and game over.
There was still time for a Jack Tarrant to two-foot someone, Babb to miss a few sitters and Tom Brown to continue to dominate.
However, it was a poor defeat. We simply should not have lost.
Even season-ticket holder Paul Donovan revealed that he wish he hadn’t come to watch.
Final Score : Briston 5 v 3 Bell Inn.
(Stone, T.Brown, Babb)
DREAM TEAM RATINGS
Big Tom – 7 – Solid in goal.
Stu Henning – 7 – Went forward well.
Rich Donovan – 7 – Error prone.
Robbie Stone – 6 – Moaned.
Reece Ashman – 8 – Filled in at left back, brilliant.
Jack Tarrant – 8 – Potentially on for Player of the Season.
Saggy Brown – 5 – Not his greatest game.
Josh Farrow – 8 – Class.
Joe Pattison – 7 – Yet to score for the Bell Inn but claims to be the best striker in the world. #goaldrought
Tom Brown – 8 – STAR MAN – One goal, two assists.
Ian Babb – 7 – Missed a few good chances.
SUB
Neil Anderson – 1 – Attitude problems.
2011 hasn’t been a great year for the Bell Inn. More loses than wins, more arguing than praise.
Only 7 games to go, promotion is still on the cards if we win the final 7 games. It is do-able with our squad.
But we need to stop defending like tw*ts and stop missing easy chances.
This blog is poor, I know, but I really can’t be bothered to write it.
It breaks my heart seeing the team I love turn into a complete joke.
I am heartbroken.
Regards,
Tom ‘I still have it, when I try. Moral, start trying every week. Reality, probably not’ Brown.