The Bell Inn lost at home for the first time in nearly a year after a 2-1 defeat to rivals Poringland.
The yellows knew that a win today would guarantee them the Division 2B title and their first ever bit of silverware.
However, this didn’t happen.
With heavy snow falling all day Saturday, the game was in doubt early doors.
Will Farrow and James Hyde took it upon themselves to travel to Barnham Broom at 8am this morning to clear the snow off the pitch, and it worked.
Disappointing scenes however before the game as 3 regulars failed to turn up and neither did joint-manager Neil Anderson, who was suffering from man flu.
Tom Brown did turn up (for once) but decided not to get changed due to only finishing work at 5am and it being far too cold.
Despite being 45 minutes late, Brown entered the changing rooms to find Jamie Butler asleep on a bench. He was soon woken up as the changing room stereo was put on full blast with many of the players singing and dancing along to the music.
This left the Bell Inn with just 12 players, which in the dangerous conditions, was always going to be a risk.
Dale Simpson started on the bench as Brown introduced a ‘sub every 15 minutes’ policy to ensure no one got frost bite.
The start was cagey and the fans started to turn up, expecting a party in the pub afterwards.
The Hyde’s were once again in attendance and must all be thinking why on earth is James starting and none of them have had a call up.
The Appleton’s were in tow; Lawrence with a video camera to film the whole 90 minutes and Pud in her Mulbarton Wanderers scarf.
Johnny Page made his regular outing sporting a can of Red Bull, claiming it was too early to be awake.
The regulars also braved the weather, led by Big Phil.
Even Jim Dyson and Nick MacKenzie made the trip, albeit 40 minutes late.
But all were disappointed after 20 minutes as Poringland smashed a curling effort past Chris Richmond in the Bell Inn goal.
Despite going behind, the Bell Inn battled back and were unlucky not to be level at half time.
Actually, forget that, no we weren’t. We were shit.
Half time – Bell Inn 0 v 1 Poringland
A nice, cosy chat inside the bowling hut was very enjoyable at half time as the players crowded around the electric heater to warm up.
The second half saw the Bell Inn start to take control and after 60 minutes, Joe Pattison thought he had leveled with a sublimed right foot hook over the keepers head.
However, the goal was not given. I am not going to comment on this incident because I like Poringland but check out the picture below.
Brown then did the dreaded act and decided to play his favourite, but everyone elses most hated formation, of ‘three at the back’.
The now motivated Bell Inn’s constant pressure finally paid off as top scorer Dale Simpson pounced on a defensive mistake to level the scores.
Wild celebrations similar to that seen against One Love earlier in the season were seen performed by players, fans and the manager.
The Bell Inn wanted more and pushed for a winner.
Luke Appleton came close to scoring his first goal for the club as his header smashed off the bar. The impressive Josh Farrow also came close on several occasions from distance.
However, with the game destined to finish in a draw, a late long range shot by the opposition wasn’t clear and fell to their on-rushing striker to give Poringland the win.
It was a top game in horrible conditions and well done Poringland for fighting right up until the end.
From what I have seen, you are by far the second best team in the league (behind us, obviously) and I hope you get promoted with us.
Final score – Bell Inn 1 v 2 Poringland
(Simpson)
PLAYER RATINGS
Chris Richmond – 6 – Difficult conditions to keep goal in.
James Hyde – 7 – May ask his Dad to play for us next time instead.
Jamie Butler – 8 – Noticed today that his running style is very strange.
Richard Donovan – 7 – First game as a 28 year old.
Luke Appleton – 9 – MAN OF THE MATCH – Absolute solid at the back and distribution to the attackers was class.
Will Farrow – 9 – Superb in the second half, left back couldn’t deal with him.
Jack Tarrant – 8 – Got very muddy. Spent 80 minutes of the game on the floor.
Adam Brown – 7 – Needs a haircut ASAP.
Reece Ashman – 7 – Found out today that he once drank his mates vomit for a dare.
Josh Farrow – 9 – May be making himself a late contender for Player of the Season.
Joe Pattison – 8 – Scored a glorious goal which was ruled out. Back on form.
SUB
Dale Simpson – 8 – Almost the hero. Brilliant again.
Finally just a few things.
Not that impressed with the 3 no-shows today. Were left with just 12 players and with a cup final coming up and us having to trim the squad down to 14 players for that, no-showing is not ideal.
However, I understand Robbie Stone and Liam Ward were probably still drunk and Simon Freemantle didn’t want to take a battering from the Mulbarton boys after losing to them yesterday.
Also, in an after-match chat, it emerged that James Hyde’s sister Georgia was seen crying at the final whistle after the shock result.
Her mother was also seen crying as Bell Inn heart-throb Jamie Butler didn’t take his top off at the end to reveal his pecks.
A big thanks to Will Farrow and James Hyde for sorting the pitch out at the start of the match. Without you two, we would not have had a game today. Which is probably a good thing because then we wouldn’t have lost.
Seriously though, acts like these are what we need from players. The management and Donovan have to do a lot of crap and this helps a lot. We are a TEAM.
Plus, it got you both a place in the starting 11. I had planned to have you both on the bench and play with 10 players.
Finally, cheers John and Angela Farrow for providing the buffet. Wasn’t expecting it to be as big as this so thanks.
And obviously Big Phil for being a god as usual.
Kind regards,
Tom ‘I am with the Poringland linesman, I don’t think it was in’ Brown.