The Bell Inn carried on their good run of form with a fairly comfortable win at home to Unicorns.
With many players away, injured and working this weekend, the table-toppers were low on numbers which meant rare starts for Player Manager’s Tom Brown and Neil Anderson.
Anthony Howell, our new goalkeeper, turned up at 8am to put the nets up all by himself which was very nice of him. He is so tall he doesn’t even need a ladder. This impressed a lot of the players.
Most of the squad was sober this week and were on time which was pleasing to see.
The Bell Inn started brightly on a very soggy pitch and took the lead through goal machine Jack Tarrant after a neat through ball from Anderson.
Shortly after it was 2-0 after a precise Brown corner found the head of make-shift right back Joe Pattison to head home.
The exact thing happened 5 minutes later but Pattison was ruled to have shoved the player and the goal was ruled out. To be honest, he probably did.
Brown was unlucky not to score as his 30 yard free kick was tipped wide and Anderson hit the side netting after a dazzling (lucky) run down the left.
Dale Simpson made it 3-0 as an Anderson through ball set him free. Simpson, who usually just punts the ball as hard as he can, decided to be more delicate this time and rounded the keeper to tap home.
Jamie Butler and Marc Garrod weren’t being troubled in defence as the Bell Inn tried to keep the ball on the floor and play some decent football.
Luke Appleton made it 4 with his 2nd goal in as many weeks as Brown faked a shot from a free kick and put Appleton through on goal to power home.
Half TimeĀ – Bell Inn 4 v 0 Unicorns
Anderson brought himself off at half time as he was simply outplaying the Unicorns right back and it was getting a bit embarrassing. On came Ashman. Who instantly missed a sitter from 8 yards.
The second half became a bit sloppy, mainly due to the state of the pitch but the Bell Inn still managed two more goals.
The first, a trademark Brown finish when put through one on one with the keeper.
The second, a trademark Simpson ricochet run which he powered home at the near post.
As usual, the Bell Inn felt they had to let the opposition score and that they did with just 10 minutes remaining.
Final Score – Bell Inn 6 v 1 Unicorns
(Dale Simpson 2, Tom Brown, Luke Appleton, Joe Pattison, Jack Tarrant)
PLAYER RATINGS
Anthony Howell – 8 – Probably his best game for the Bell Inn so far.
Joe Pattison – 8 – Didn’t put a foot wrong in his new position at right back.
Marc Garrod – 8 – His usual solid self.
Jamie Butler – 8 – Looked as white as a sheep come full time.
Luke Appleton – 7 – Wish he would play every week.
Liam Ward – 7 – Few dodgy mis kicks but linked up well going forward and did the defensive work required.
Jack Tarrant – 8 – Absolute goal machine at the moment.
Josh Farrow – 8 – Dangerous through balls to the strikers.
Neil Anderson – 10 – MOM – Despite still being our worst player, played the best he ever has in his life.
Tom Brown – 7 – Scored.
Dale Simpson – 9 – Really don’t understand how the ball sticks to his feet all the time.
SUBS
Reece Ashman – 7 – Missed a few chances but played well.
Ben Fisher – 6 – 15 minute cameo role, almost set up a goal.
Impressive first half display which did slack a bit in the second but that happens when you are cruising.
Pleased how we had so many players unavailable this week but can still put out a very good team.
Even more impressively, 5 of the 6 goals were either scored or set up by the managing duo. How embarrassing for the opposition.
11 games gone, 9 to go. Top of the league. Getting closer to the Premier Divison every week.
Next week we travel to Sprowston Rovers, my first club, for the League Cup.
Should be a hard game as they beat Doghouse 1-0 today but with a fully fit and available squad, we can beat anyone. Even Tottenham.
Kind Regards.
Tom ‘2 games in senior football, 2 goals. Back to Crown and Fire Div 3 on Saturday’ Brown.