Bell Inn defender was today appointed as the clubs new treasurer, to add to his title of Chief Scout. Here is what he had to say…
(Please ignore the awful spelling and grammar. Brown’s comments are the brackets.)
I am delighted to be ‘the chosen one’ treasurer of bell inn fc. Reports suggest that this is only because i am a rich billionaire tycoon, truth is im the only one who doesn’t spend all my money within the 1st week of the month. I Will take full control of all finances at the club due to brown apparently spending it on prostitutes. I personally feel as though the club can take it to the next level and make the premier league.
(We gave Danny the role as we feel he isn’t good enough to play for us anymore.)
We are a big club with big names like appleton although some fans do question the signing of jimmyAWOLmac
(We signed James McCloy for merchandise reasons. He is a big name and sells shirts worldwide.)
As chief scout i Will be looking for bigger names like javier Mascherano and Danny higginbotham to join us in the prem next season. On the manager front i can confirm that we were in talks wiv sir Alex Ferguson but negotiations broke down as we couldn’t afford his taxi back to the airport. Unfortunately we will stay wiv bean and brown for the foreseeable future as they are great managers who i do get on wiv very well.
(Although we missed out on the names above, we are currently negotiating a deal for Champ Manager 01/02 legend Cherno Samba, who is without a club.)
They have listened to me in the past when i have told them to try out New star striker Luke appleton upfront in which he returned the favour by putting 5 past the gatekeeper whilst suffering a migrane as he as in unknown territory. Also Joe twatison converted to right back was also my idea and so was windows 7!!!
(This is clearly bullshit. Brown turned Appleton into LA9 and Brown and Bean converted JP2 into a right back as he is a liability up front.)
The managers style of play keeps the fans happy and that’s what this club is all about. The attacking style of play is superb, especially when dale Simpson is on his worst form is all seems to work out for him, the negative side to this is we like to concede goals at the start of matches just to make the other team.believe they have a chance, we then laugh at them and usually win 4-3, unless josh farrow is in goal then we lose 6-0
(It is a well known fact that Brown doesn’t care about defending and Bean doesn’t care about attacking. That’s why we work so well together.)
Bean is the best goalkeeper at the club. On a personal note, i have played well this season and yes this is due to hangovers. I have not broken my nose as yet and i have put in solid performances. I have only lost 1 bell inn game ever (90 mins) but that was because josh farrow was in goal so i think that says alot. To conclude, we will be prem next year, our nickname from other teams has now changed from the bell ends (known in division 4,3,2)
(Danny Moore has not played well. We are still all bellends.)
To the bell wins. I will be manager by 2016 as i look to take every position at the massive bell inn. Chief scout, treasurer and future secretary, manager and chairman Danny Moore
(Danny Moore is the Bell Inn)
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